BOOGITY BOOGITY BOOGITY!

Let's be real, kid. Your racing career has been nothing short of depressing. But that's what I love about ya. First, last, middle-of-the-pack? Who actually gives a fuck? Not you! 

Ha. 

Ha. 

Anyways, champ. 

Even with your crap racing history, a couple Instagram ads and a lighter landed us a shiny new contract with TOJam.  They wanted us to invest in a new chassis, engine, livery, tires, all that stuff. But like I said champ, I know ya. So I had the boys over in RnD budget all that good, good sponsorship money towards developing a state-of-the-art reinforced frame for your reckless ass.

Between us, pushing 3400 pounds of metal into 3400 pounds of slightly slower metal is where all the real thrill of racing is. So buckle up bud. Or don't. Seatbelts are for "winners." That's not you. Alright, race is starting soon, let's give that new frame a spin.

S'time to get wet, wild and do dirty, dirty things.

Created for "TOJam 2026: Twenty years, one weekend"

- "Winning is for Losers"
- "That shouldn't be here"
- "Uncooperative"